Kristmas Kookies & Kakes

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The weather is finally getting cooler! If you don’t drink hot cocoa, sit by a fire, play a white elephant game, wear an ugly Christmas sweaters, decorate cookies and listen to incessant Christmas music until you want to pull out all of your hair… you’re doing it all wrong.

Unfortunately, our cookies would be a terrible white elephant gift because they’d actually be appreciated by the recipient. However, they would be a festive alternative to a mediocre tree ornament as a cute gift to give the gracious host of any holiday party you attend.


Thrift stores and Pinterest are cornucopias of inspiration for you to win the prestigious “ugliest sweater award” at any party you attend. Give all the party attendees a taste of the glory by bringing cookies to share that match the award-winning sweater. If you aren’t confident you can replicate your magnificent sweater in cookie-form, just bring in the sweater you bought or made to KAK so we can whip up a batch of cookies that match you!

If you want to let your own creative juices flow, pick up the KAK cookie kit and get your friends together for a decorating party. The kit comes with a sugar cookie, 3 different colors of frosting, everything you need to for festive decorating detail and is only $8!

We wish you a Merry Christmas as your business makes our holidays merry and bright.


Thankful for Kakes

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Who says pie has to be the traditional Thanksgiving dessert? This is the year to mix things up and start new traditions. Some children haven’t acquired that taste for pie, and there are some adults who just simply prefer cake. We certainly do! Though your pants might not fit you by the end of the day, you know what would be fitting? A cake shaped like a turkey, of course.

Screen shot 2014-07-31 at 3.05.46 PMWhat are you thankful for? Most likely you said your family, food and football. We want to help you celebrate those things! Give us a picture of your family to create a replica of OR keep it simple and we’ll make a cake that resembles ye ol’ pigskin. The theme can even be catered to your favorite team.

football cakeWe are thankful for YOU! Thank you for your continued support this year. It feels good to have customers keep coming back and sharing in person or pictures on social media how much they enjoyed the taste and aesthetic appeal of our kick ass kakes!


Divas in Icing

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We love our divas–and they look amazing all iced up! Check out the life size Lady Gaga and Cher cakes we had the honor of baking!

We can make a life-size cake of anyone–simply send us your vision for a custom cake and we will get to baking, frosting and decoration!

Here’s the stats:

The Lady Gaga Cake stands over 5’9 inches including shoes and hair. She was created out cake, plus 80 pounds of buttercream and 80 lbs of fondant. The costume is a replica of one she wore in Tokyo and the cake took over 65 hours to create!

The Cher Cake was over 7 feet tall (to the top of her feathers) and took over 100 hours to complete. Cher is made of cake plus 95 pounds of fondant, 80 pounds of buttercream and she’s wearing one of her famous Oscar’s costumes. Cher’s face was made five times to assure perfection.

Everything on each cake was completely edible, including their eyelashes and both cakes required PVC pipe as a center support.


Full size Gaga!


Close up of her shoes!!


In the flesh! er…Icing!


The one and only..Cher.

So much more than just cakes…

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At Kick Ass Kakes…we know cake! From wedding cakes, to birthday cakes to really cakes for every occasion, we create one-of-a-kind dreams in icing.

But, we are so much more than just a cake bakery! From custom cookies, cupcakes, macarons and more, we are masters and sugar, flour and butter! And of course we offer gluten-free and vegan options!

Here’s some visually stunning cookies, cakes and macarons to feast your eyes upon.


A Rainbow of Macarons

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We’ve got the scoop!

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How we do funfetti!

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Celebrate in style

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Beautiful cupcakes

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Flower Power

Flower Power: Unique Floral Cakes

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Flowers come in every shape, size and variety. Decorative flowers made from sugar and fondant–they do as well! We are experts and sugar and fondant flowers or we top your wedding cake with fresh blooms of your choice. Here’s a look at some of our masterful and unique flower topped cakes.

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Each and every bride is unique just as each and every cake we design is unique. Some are topped with fresh flowers, other a combination of sugar flowers and still others are made of fondant. We will create a cake that is as unique as you are. Contact us to day and let us create the cake of your dreams!

Sleek & Unique Wedding Cake Design

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Wedding cakes really do come in all shapes, sizes and designs. In fact, nothing is off limits in the modern wedding era. If you’re a traditional bride who is looking for a simple white cake decorated with flowers, we can do that. Love a quilted fondant design? We can do that. But if you’re looking for very intricate and hand crafted cake design, we can really do that! Here’s a look at some of our more recent wedding cake designs that are both sleek, unique and personalized to fit any bride’s perfect day.


A fun twist on frosting and color gradients.


Sleek taupe fondant and intricate hand made roses give this cake elegance and relevance.


Macarons are the new cupcake at weddings. This cake is perfect for a baby or bridal shower or your special day.


This cake was featured in Arizona Bride Magazine. Varying layer sizes combine with hot pink fondant and custom designed paisley print. So stunning and perfect for an outgoing and dynamic bride.

Birthday Cakes for Every Age

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Whether you or your loved one is having a first birthday or a sweet 16 and beyond, we have custom cakes for every age! Our first birthday cakes are custom and can be Disney themed, Sesame Street or anything you can dream up!



For the six-year-old in your life, check out this Mario Brothers Cake!


Luigi never looked better!

And finally, every 16-year-old needs a Cookie Monster cake!

10608526_947340371953702_769699146298754148_oKick Ass Kakes is the ultimate bakery in Phoenix for custom birthday cakes. We can design anything you can imagine. From Disney Cakes, to Video Game Cakes, to Winnie the Pooh Cakes and more. We’ve got your cake dreams covered. Contact us today for a quote.