1.Alice and the unbirthday party:
Alice: I’m sorry I interrupted your birthday party.
March Hare: Birthday? My dear child, this is NOT a birthday party.
Mad Hatter: Of course not. This is an unbirthday party.
Mad hatter: Would you like a little more tea?
Alice: Well I have had any yet, so I can’t very well take more.
Mad hatter: Ah, you mean you can’t take very well less.
Alice: yes you can always take more than nothing.
3.Caterpillar and Alice:
Caterpillar : By the way, I have a few more helpful hints. one side will make you grow taller….
Alice: One side of what.
Caterpillar : ….. And the other side will make you shorter.
Alice: The other side of what.
Caterpillar : The mushroom off course.
4.The cat and Alice:
Alice: “Where should I go?”.
The Cheshire cat: “That depends on where you want to end up.”
Alice: Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?
The Cheshire Cat: That depends a good deal on where you want to get to.
Alice: I don’t much care where.
The Cheshire Cat: Then it doesn’t much matter which way you go.
Alice: …So long as I get somewhere.